ONE way or another the huge Large Hadron Collider is going to "finish off the planet", according to conspiracy theorists. They believe if the particle smasher does not create a black hole that swallows up our world, it will pull an asteroid towards us, trigger monster earthquakes, or open a portal to allow Satan in to finish his work. A host of conspiracy theories claim there is something more sinister behind the complex machine on the Swiss-French border than answering the mysteries of how the Universe started. After Express.co.uk this week reported on the latest theory, that the LHC is allegedly causing major earthquakes when it is operational, the European Organisation for Nuclear Research (CERN) has moved to allay fears. They clarified what it is doing but has admitted the particle collider could create a black hole, but claims this would still be safe. A CERN spokesman told Express.co.uk: "The Large Hadron Collider has been working beautifully well since Easter now and will