CRINGE ALERT: McDonald’s Employee Admits To Ejaculating In Big Mac ‘Secret Sauce’ For Nearly 2 Years
UPDATE
Editors Note: From what I could find on this story it is said to be a hoax. So I guess for now we will assume it was just a hoax.
Here is is a bit of info I found on the matter entitled: McDonald’s Employee DID NOT Admit To Ejaculating In Big Mac ‘Secret Sauce’
“This story is fake. A hoax. NOT TRUE.
First, it is on known hoax site Now8News. Look at the website’s main page and you’ll immediately see the craziness is not real. They make a lot of money by getting you to share the insanity. Please try to resist.
Second, a reverse image search reveals the mugshot of “Evan Thomas” has been online since 2009. Also, an earlier version of this hoax story featured a different mugshot.”
A McDonald’s employee is now under arrest after he admitted to “ejaculating” in several hundred batches of the companies famed ‘secret sauce’ since 2014. Evan Thomas, 26, had been an“outstanding employee, receiving employee of the month 5 times” according to the manager and coworkers at the Los Angeles, California location. The fact that this happened was a shock to everybody at the restaurant, including the thousands of customers who may have consumed Thomas’ semen.
When the community was made aware that the Big Mac sauce may have been contaminated, several loyal customers stepped forward. “I’ve been eating at this McDonald’s since I was a kid,” said Lily Rodriguez. “I get a Big Mac at least 3 times per week and Thomas was always so nice. He asked me out a couple times and I almost said yes. I’m so glad I never went out with that freak. To think I’ve been eating his semen… oh my God I think I’m gonna puke.”
“I’ve eaten Big Macs at other locations but I’d always come back to this one,” said Luis Gonzales, another McDonald’s customer. “I don’t know… I thought the Big Macs here just had a special ‘zing’ that I just couldn’t put my finger on. But now that I know I’ve been eating some dudes jizz, I’m gonna find him and crack that punk in his head.”
Several of the customers say they are considering a class action lawsuit, but nothing has been filed as of yet. Thomas was caught by another employee when he exited the bathroom with a cup and was seen adding it to the ‘secret sauce’ container. The employee retrieved the ingredients and notified the manager, who then called the police. When confronted, Thomas admitted he had been “making the sauce more secret than ever” for almost 2 years. Thomas was arrested, booked on several charges and is awaiting his court hearing.
There are over 3,000 people undergoing health screenings concerned about contracting diseases. Thomas offered a voluntary blood panel screening exam which came up negative for any contractible disease.
